Discussion led by: @SarcasticSally
Summary: The meeting attendees were informed that the robot overlords are coming for us, and there's nothing we can do about it. Motion passed to start making small talk with the impending doom.
Next Action Item: Call the Robot Overlords' Lawyer
Discussion led by: @PessimisticPete
Summary: The meeting attendees were informed that the apocalypse is nigh, and our current crop of existential dread is for naught. Motion passed to start panicking.
Next Action Item: Find the nearest bunker and hide in it.