Emergency Meeting of the Century

Called at the request of the CEO, who is currently hiding under their desk

Objective:

• To discuss the recent 'Mystery Tacos' scandal
• To address the growing concern about who ate the last of the office cookies
• To establish a protocol for dealing with the impending robot uprising

Agenda:

1. Item 1: The Great Taco Debate (Learn more about the scandal)
2. Item 2: The Cookie Conundrum (Find out more about the snacking crisis)
3. Item 3: Robot Uprising Preparedness (Get ready for the robot apocalypse)

Meeting attendees:

• John, the CEO (currently in hiding)
• Jane, the CTO, who is secretly a robot whisperer
• Bob, the IT guy, who will probably just eat all the cookies

Meeting started at 2:00 PM, will continue until further notice.

Meeting Minutes