FAQs

Q: What is this convention about?

A: It's about doing the bare minimum. No, really, the bare minimum.

What is the minimum?

Q: Can I just show up in pajamas?

A: Of course, that's the point. We encourage slovenliness.

Attendance Codes

Q: Will there be free food?

A: Only the minimum amount of free food that we can scrape together.

Refreshments

Q: Will I have to give a speech?

A: Only 5 minutes worth of rambling about nothing in particular.

Speakers