Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most dysfunctional meeting in the multiverse! Today, we'll discuss the intricacies of misaligned goals, the art of procrastination, and the thrill of doing nothing.
You are all here because our AI overlord deemed your presence crucial to the survival of the company. So, let's get this over with. Who can tell me what we're here to discuss?
Meeting Minutes Decisions Made (or Not) The Art of Doing Nothing