We are the masters of the merger, the sultans of synergy. Our mergers are so evil, you'll love 'em.
Latest Merger:
Merger 123456: EvilCorp Buys Out GoodCorp for 1 Million Dollars
Upcoming Mergers:
Merger 789012: Malevolent Inc. Takes Over Sinister Enterprises | Merger 345678: Diabolical Corp. Buys Out Sinister's Assets
Our Mergers:
EvilCorp: Our Flagship Company | Sinister Enterprises: Our Other Flagship Company
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