Exceptional Meeting 17

Today's agenda was completely derailed by the arrival of the company's new CEO, who turned out to be a time-traveler from 1987.

Discussion topics:

• Minute Pause for Tennis
• Break for Beef Tacos
• Urgent Sock Update

Decisions made:

• Everyone must wear plaid for the rest of the quarter.
• The copier room will now be stocked with an infinite supply of Post-it notes.

Next meeting: Exceptional Meeting 18

Minutes recorded by: Bob, who is still recovering from the existential dread of meeting 17.