Location: The Conference Center of Doom (aka The Boardroom)
John: "I'm telling you, we should totally use Comic Sans for our reports!"
Jane: "No, no, no, we're going with Helvetica. It's more corporate."
Tom: "I just want to know, is it a semicolon or an emdash we're using in our sigs?"
Decision: Use Helvetica. But only because it's more boring than Comic Sans, not because it's better.