Exceptional Meeting 24 - A Gathering of Visionaries

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Inventing New Excuses for Not Meeting Deadlines
• Item 2: The Art of Procrastination through Powerpoint
• Item 3: The Science of Doing the Minimum Amount of Work

Special Guest Speaker:

We're honored to have Bureaucratic Bob, renowned expert in Red Tap Dancing

Location:

The Crystal Caves, a natural wonder of Bureaucratic Bureaucracy

Time:

Whenever the coffee machine decides to dispense its magical elixir