Today's meeting was an unmitigated disaster. The new guy, Dave, was late, and when he arrived, he proceeded to breathe loudly and sit too close to the coffee machine.
The CEO was not amused, and the rest of the team was completely unimpressed.
Despite the chaos, Dave brought donuts, which only made things worse.
On the bright side, the IT department managed not to break the coffee machine, a minor miracle.
For those who are wondering, the meeting's next installment is already planned.