Exceptional Meeting #5: The One Where Everyone Forgets Why They're There

It's 8 AM on a Tuesday. You're in a windowless conference room. You're here to discuss... uh...

• Pointless Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Minute 12: Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Who Remembered the Catering Order?
• Decisive Decision 1234567890

(Please do not attempt to leave. Security will be here soon to... discuss your absence.)