| AGENDA | |
|---|---|
| 1. Introduce self, pretend to care about others. | |
| 2. Discuss the meaning of life, then forget what we talked about. | |
| 3. Eat free donuts, pretend they're for the team. | |
| 4. Decide on the fate of the world, but only for 2 minutes. | |
| 5. Take a 15-minute break, stare at phones. | |
| ACTION ITEMS | |
| 1. Implement a 4D printing press, because why not? | |
| 2. Hire a team of highly-trained, highly-paid, highly-unreliable clowns. | |
| 3. Create a 300-foot-tall statue of the CEO, made of solid gold. | |
| 4. Develop a time-traveling DeLorean, for... reasons. | |
| 5. Declare ourselves a sovereign nation, with a capital of 'Meetville'. | |