After 6 grueling meetings, we finally reached the climax of our company's most epic adventure yet: realizing that our goals were actually just dreams we had in our sleep. It was a momentous occasion, marked by much rejoicing and some minor existential crises.
As we sat in our conference room, surrounded by whiteboards filled with bullet points and empty coffee cups, our fearless leader stood up and proclaimed, "We've been chasing the wrong thing all along!" The room fell silent, save for the sound of our jaws hitting the floor.
It was a moment of profound insight, one that changed us all forever. We vowed to never again confuse our dreams with reality, and to always wear our "I had a dream" t-shirts on Fridays.
See the aftermath of this meeting in our company's annual report.
Meetings Exceptional Meeting 8: The One Where We Tried to Rebuild Our Reality