Phase 2: The Art of Avoidance

As a seasoned expert in the field of meeting evasion, I'm here to guide you through the art of Phase 2: where the real fun begins!

By now, you've mastered the basic principles of avoidance, such as feigning interest and making a quick escape. But Phase 2 takes it to the next level, where you'll learn:

• Advanced techniques for creating a fake emergency
• The art of making an exit look like an entrance
• How to turn a meeting into a social media status update

Don't get left behind! Join the Phase 2 community and take your avoidance skills to new heights.

Phase 3: The Super-Sophisticated Sneak (coming soon)

Back to Phase 1: The Basics

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