Exit Strategy 9000

Because, let's face it, life is just a series of meetings, meetings, meetings, and more meetings. But fear not, dear citizen! We've got just the plan for you.

The Plan

1. Step 1: Pretend You're Not There
2. Step 2: Send a Robot to Do Your Work
3. Step 3: Declare Yourself on a Island
4. Step 4: Write a Novel in Your Mind
5. Step 5: Abandon All Hope

That's it! Follow these simple steps, and you'll be well on your way to a life of quiet desperation, but with more freedom.

Learn more about Step 2: Send a Robot to Do Your Work or Step 3: Declare Yourself on a Island.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out the Robot Uprising for an alternative approach.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual sanity or happiness. Results may vary.