MEETING: FAKE EMERGENCY

Agenda:

• 8:00 AM: "Sudden and Unforeseen Event" - We're out of coffee, and it's a real thing now.
• 8:30 AM: "Code Review" - Because our code is still terrible and we need help.
• 9:15 AM: "Breakdown of our current existential crisis" - We're still trying to decide between pizza and tacos for lunch.

Important Notes:

• Panic Button Activation Status: ON
• Snack Supplies: LOW
• Diplomatic Relations: Deteriorating

Meeting Host:

John, The Great

Meeting Purpose:

TO DISCUSS THE UNDISCUSSABLE