Faking prophets, not progress

Techniques for the discerning meeting attendee:

• Pretend prophets, not progress
• Overwhelm with questions
• Accuse others of procrastination
• Claim prophets, claim progress
• Declare it done

Remember, faking it until you make it. Or, you know, until someone notices you're not actually making progress.

1. Step 1: Pretend to care.
2. Step 2: Pretend to be interested.
3. Step 3: Pretend to be making progress.
4. Step 4: Hope the meeting adjourns soon.