Meetings: Exit Strategy / Re-Entry / Feigned / FAQ

Exit Strategy:

When the meeting starts to drag on, just pretend you have a "meeting" with a "very important client" in another room.

• Techniques for feigning urgency
• Alternate escape routes

Re-Entry:

When you do finally get out of the meeting, re-enter with a "fresh perspective" and a "new idea"

• Re-entry poses: a guide
• Stealing their stolen ideas

Feigned:

This is just a placeholder for when you have no idea what you're doing

• Feigned interest in the topic: a guide
• Pretending to care

FAQ:

Q: Why do I have to go to this meeting?

A: Because someone in charge said so.

Q: Can I just leave?

A: Only if you want to get a good seat in the next meeting.