We've got an emergency meeting that's been called, and you're probably not ready for it. Don't worry, we'll get through this together. Here's the plan:
Step 1: Panic for 5 minutes.
Step 2: Grab a snack from the break room. We've got a stash of stale donuts and a vending machine that still works.
Step 3: Stomp your feet loudly to signal your readiness for the meeting. This will alert the other participants to your presence.
Step 4: Sit down, try to look confident, and pretend you've got this.
Step 5: When someone asks you to do something, pretend you're a robot and say "I am unable to comply."
And that's it! Easy peasy, right?
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