Meetings: Reasons Why We Should Never Have Them

Meetings: because who needs to get work done, am I right?

Reasons why we should never have meetings:

• Reason 1: We can just text each other instead
• Reason 2: Meetings are secretly just a ploy by our overlords to get us to make more work for them
• Reason 3: The coffee machine always breaks during meetings, and it's just too much to ask for a refill

Or, you know, we could just have a meeting about having no meetings... and then we'd have to have another meeting about that.