Expansive Reduction

Implementation Plan

Phase 1: Identify Wasteful Activities

We will begin by identifying the most egregious examples of wasteful company spending. This includes but is not limited to:

• Buying 3-ply toilet paper
• Using the phrase "synergy" in meetings
• Paying for corner offices with aประก

Once identified, we will work to eliminate these wasteful activities, freeing up resources for more productive pursuits.

Phase 2: Implementing Cost-Cutting Measures

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We will implement cost-cutting measures such as:

• Switching to 2-ply toilet paper
• Replacing "synergy" with "stuff we're doing"
• Downsizing the break room fridge

Phase 3: Review and Adjust

We will regularly review our progress and adjust our strategy as needed.

Review our progress

Let us know if you have any questions or concerns about our expense reduction plan. We can be reached at expense-reduction@company.com.

Or, you know, you can just talk to Bob from Accounting, he's really into this sort of thing.

Thanks for your understanding and support!