THE MEETING OF THE CENTURY

Today's agenda:

• Minutes of the last meeting, which were completely ignored
• Discussion of the new "Taco Tuesday" policy
• Introduction of new intern, Bob, who will be making 500 powerpoints a day
• Decision on whether to use Slack or Discord for team chat

Important notes:

• Do not, under any circumstances, mention the elephant in the room
• When addressing John from HR, pretend to care about his feelings
• Do not, under any circumstances, eat the free catering food, it's not that good

Hyperlinks:

• Minute 15: The Great Sausage Debate
• Minute 30: Bob's First Presentation
• Minute 45: The Great Coffee Break Caper
• Minute 60: The Final Countdown