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Exit Plan: Because You Clearly Need a Way Out

Section 4: Emergency Ruckus Protocol

In the event of an unexpected Meeting-Gone-Haywire, please follow the following steps:

  1. Section 3: Panic - This is the most critical phase. If you can, try not to think too much.
  2. Section 5: The Point Where You Just Want to Cry - If the previous step didn't work, it's time for some good old-fashioned sobbing.
  3. Section 6: The Point Where You Just Want to Run Out the Door and Never Come Back - This is the final phase. Don't worry, it's not like anyone will notice your absence.

Remember: Meetings Are Like Boxed Wine - Once Opened, They're Only Going to Get Worse.

Stay safe out there, brave adventurer.

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