Minute 10: THE AGONY OF EXTENDED MEETING TIME
We've hit the 10th minute mark, folks. I hope you're all enjoying the existential dread of being trapped in this windowless conference room.
According to my highly scientific estimates, we have at least 5 more minutes of this meeting to go. That's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back.
Why don't we just take a break and grab some stale coffee from the vending machine while we're at it?
If you must know, the vending machine is still out of water.
Or, you know, we could just power through and pretend the minutes are flying by like clockwork soldiers.
If you'd rather pretend the minutes are speeding by, I hear someone brought donuts.
Let's just keep our heads down and our eyes on the clock. It's almost... not yet.
Stay strong, team! We're in this together... for a little while longer.