Adjourned, But Not Really

After 7 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 minutes of grueling deliberation, we have reached a breaking point.

Reasons for Adjournment:

• Someone yawned.
• The vending machine was out of coffee.
• The air was stale.

We will reconvene at 3 PM sharp. Don't be late.

Proceed to Extra-Long Meeting 8

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can Scurry for Emergency Coffee.