Extra-Long Meeting 7: The One Where We Argued About Nothing

Today's agenda was a thrilling mix of tangential discussions, pointless debates, and passive-aggressive power struggles.

• Item 1: The color of the walls in the conference room
• Item 2: The optimal number of minutes to spend on break
• Item 3: Who ate the last of Karen from HR's donuts
• Item 4: The correct pronunciation of 'sustainability'
• Item 5: Whether or not it's okay to use Comic Sans in our reports

The most exciting moment of the meeting was when John from Sales tried to convince us that 'synergy' is a real thing.

Decisions Reached: None. Because let's be real, we're not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Bring your lunch.

See the Agenda for Extra-Long Meeting 8