Extra-Long Meeting 8: The Aftermath
Summary of the Most Epic Meeting Ever
Well, it's finally over. The meeting that started at 9:00 AM and ended who-knows-when has come to a close. The free coffee machine has been drained, the donuts have been devoured, and the conference table is littered with crumpled up notes.
Here's a recap of the most epic meeting in company history:
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The meeting began with a spirited discussion on the importance of proper meeting etiquette. Someone brought up the idea of a "meeting ninja" to keep everyone on track.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The team spent an hour discussing the merits of various font styles. "Arial is so last season," one team member declared.
- 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Lunch was served, but not before the team managed to consume 3/4 of the meeting discussing the best ways to reheat leftover pizza.
- 1:30 PM - 4:00 PM: The team took a break to attend to some "break room emergencies." Apparently, the copier had other ideas about what it wanted to do, and it had to be "talked down" by the facilities manager.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: In a shocking twist, the team discovered that the conference room had a hidden talent for generating spontaneous combustion. It was a real nail-biter.
Post-Meeting Protocol
Per company policy, all participants are required to submit their meeting minutes to the "Meeting Police" for review and approval.
For those who are still feeling a bit shaken, a complimentary box of "meeting-induced trauma" cookies is available in the break room.
And for those who are feeling particularly bold, a special "I Survived Extra-Long Meeting 8" badge is available upon request (just kidding, you can just make your own).
Next meeting: Extra-Long Meeting 9: The Reckoning