Welcome to the Meeting of the Century

We've been meeting for 12 hours straight, and things are getting weird

We're not sure what we're discussing anymore, but it's clearly something important. The whiteboard is filled with scribbled notes, the air is stale, and someone just spilled coffee all over the conference table.

Take a break and get some fresh air in the Breakout Room 1 Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Breakout Room 2. We hear the vending machine still has some stale crackers

Meeting Stats:

Time spent meeting: 12 hours, 1 minute, and 4 seconds

Cups of coffee consumed: 37 (we're not counting water)

Number of meetings scheduled: 14 (we've lost track)

Agenda for the next 2 hours

6:00-7:00: Discuss "The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Maintenance"

7:00-8:00: "The Ethics of Eating Cereal for Dinner (Again)"

8:00-9:00: "The Benefits of Taking a Nap at Your Desk (But Not Too Long, We're On a Roll!)"