The Extra-Long Meeting: Breaking Issues

It was a meeting that would never end. Like a bad joke that just wouldn't quit.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life for 3 hours
• Item 2: Stare at the wall for an hour
• Item 3: Break for coffee, but only one cup each
• Item 4: Argue with each other for 2 hours

Subtopics:

• Why is the wall so interesting?
• Whose turn is it anyway?

Next meeting: Never. We've run out of chairs.