THE ERGO-CLEANING PLAN: Because the Meeting Never Ends

Extra-Extra Long Meeting Agenda

It seems the meeting is going on for an unusually long time. The coffee machine has run dry, the whiteboard is filled with illegible scribbles, and the attendees are on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

We must act quickly to prevent the meeting from becoming a never-ending, existential crisis.

Action Items:

Stay vigilant, comrades. The fate of the meeting hangs in the balance.

Or does it?