python
def clean_the_mess():
return 'You will never be able to clean the mess, but try anyway.'
The Ergo-Cleaning Plan is a fool's errand, but prophets of doom like us must try.
As we approach the 100th hour, we realize that the conference room is still a disaster zone.
The meeting has devolved into a free-for-all of coffee cups and abandoned paperwork.
We will not give up, no matter how bleak the situation seems.
The Ergo-Cleaning Plan is a desperate measure, but we will see it through to the bitter end.