Where: The conference room. Again.
Why: Because we forgot what the last two meetings were about, apparently.
We're trying to decide between two options for the project. Option A: The one that's actually going to get us all fired.
Option B: The one that's marginally less likely to get us all fired, but will still make us question our life choices.
We'll take a vote. If 5 people choose Option A, we'll do it. If everyone else is too afraid to speak up, we'll do Option B.
Current vote tally: 3:2:3:4:5:3
Minutes of Meeting 3 Meeting 4: The One Where Someone Actually Has a Good Idea (Maybe)