Meeting 4: Action Items

• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more coffee breaks.
• Assign someone to write a scathing Yelp review of the conference room chairs.
• Develop a minute-by-minute adjournment plan in case things go sideways.
• Create a new policy that all meetings must start with a group rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Bark".
• Establish a protocol for dealing with our increasingly erratic secretary.