It was supposed to be a casual meeting, but things quickly took a turn for the worse. The CEO walked in with a tray of 17 identical, plain white mugs and a 2-gallon coffee urn. "I've been thinking," she said, "that we need to take our coffee game to the next level."
As the meeting droned on, the CEO continued to pour coffee into the mugs with reckless abandon, each one overflowing with an alarming amount of liquid. The employees exchanged worried glances, their eyes fixed on the growing puddle of coffee spreading across the conference table.
Someone asked, "Uh, are we, uh, discussing the quarterly numbers?" The CEO, undeterred, replied, "No, we're discussing... COFFEE."
The meeting devolved into chaos as the employees scrambled to grab a coffee and make a break for it. The CEO, meanwhile, continued to refill the mugs, each one a testament to her commitment to the cause.
It was, in short, a meeting that will never be forgotten.
| Coffee Consumed: | 17 cups |
| Coffee-to-Employee Ratio: | 4.3:1 |