Meeting 4 Summary

A meeting so long, it made our butts sweat. Decisions were made.

Decision 1: Buy 10,000 more staplers

Why not? They're 50% off!

Follow up on this decision

Decision 2: Install a foosball table in the break room

For productivity, clearly.

Discuss the merits of this decision

Decision 3: Fire the IT guy

He was taking up space.

Read the scathing review from our HR department