The meeting started with a 30-minute discussion on what to get for lunch. Suggestions included pizza, sandwiches, and "that one place with the nice view".
The discussion was so heated that it was decided to have pizza, but only if it was delivered to the conference room by a trained ninja.
At this point, the meeting was 45 minutes in and nobody had actually discussed the topic at hand (something about "synergy" and "disrupting the status quo").
Just as we were about to get back on track, the fire alarm went off because someone left their toaster in the break room. Again.
The rest of the meeting was a blur of pointless tangents and awkward silences.