Agenda for the Ages
Today's agenda will cover the same 3 points as yesterday, plus one extra point for good measure.
- Point 1: The Importance of Procrastination Techniques
- Point 2: The Art of Making a Strong Argument for Doing Nothing
- Point 3: The Science of Finding the Perfect Snack to Eat During the Meeting
- Point 4: The Secret to Making Your Coworkers Hate You (Bonus Point)
Remember, the meeting will not end until the end of time itself.