Decrees
After much debate and heated discussion, the following decrees were passed:
- Decree 1: All meetings will be longer than 4 hours.
- Decree 2: The break room will be stocked with only the finest, most exotic snacks.
- Decree 3: Anyone caught using their phone during a meeting will be subject to a 1 hour penalty.
And, of course, Decree 4: The meeting will never, EVER end early.
But wait, there's more!
Sub-Decrees
Due to the immense popularity of Decree 4, the following sub-decrees were created:
- Sub-Decree 1: The meeting will never, EVER end early, unless someone has a medical emergency, in which case the meeting will end 30 minutes early.
- Sub-Decree 2: Anyone who has a medical emergency will be awarded a participation trophy, because, you know, they're basically a hero.
- Sub-Decree 3: The meeting will still never end early, but we'll make sure to give everyone a 10 minute warning, so you can all get your affairs in order before we drag it out to the bitter end.