MEETING 6: The One With The "I'm Running Late" Syndrome

Presented by: Jane Doe (9:00 AM - Still in pajamas)

Agenda

• Item 1: "I'm running late, let's just start without me"
• Item 2: "Why is the coffee machine still on fire?"
• Item 3: "Who ate the last of the donuts?"

Discussion:

• John: "I'm pretty sure I saw a squirrel in the break room"
• Jane: "That was just the CEO's hairline, don't worry about it"
• Bob: "I'm calling the fire department on the coffee machine"

Action Items

• Assign John to investigate the squirrel situation
• Order more donuts
• Replace the coffee machine with a toaster

Annex:

Appendix to Meeting 6: The "I'm running late" Syndrome

For further reading on this fascinating topic, visit:

• Annex 1: The History of Procrastination
• Annex 2: The Science of Coffee Machine Sabotage
• Annex 3: The Art of Squirrel Diplomacy