Mandate Revision 1.0: Change the color of the conference room walls to a shade that doesn't make our eyes water.
Mandate Revision 2.0: Install a foosball table in the break room. Because, priorities.
Mandate Revision 3.0: Fire anyone who doesn't like the new foosball table.
It's time to get real about the state of our office. The fluorescent lights are making us all into zombies. The copier is a portal to a dimension of madness. And don't even get me started on the coffee machine.
Someone, anyone, please, for the love of all that is sane, install the foosball table.
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