Meeting 6 prophets of the Mandate of Unicorns

As per the sacred scrolls of our great and powerful leader, we shall discuss the finer points of the Mandate of Unicorns, a mystical document forged from the very fabric of reality itself.

The meeting began with a rousing chorus of "Who Let the Dogs Out" performed by our resident office choir, the "Unicorn Singers."

After the musical interlude, our fearless leader, the Great and Powerful One, took the stage to explain the finer points of the Mandate.

The discussion was heated, with some arguing that the Mandate should be applied retroactively to all past decisions, while others insisted that it was too complex for human comprehension.

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The Great and Powerful One decreed that the Mandate shall be interpreted in the following ways:

• Article 1: The right to freedom of speech, but only if spoken in iambic pentameter.
• Article 2: The right to bear arms, but only with rainbow-colored Nerf guns.
• Article 3: The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, but only on Tuesdays.

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