Mandate Discussion: Subtopic 2

Agenda:

Item 1: The Importance of Procrastination in Modern Meetings

Item 2: The Ethics of Using a Meeting to Decide Who Gets to Use the Copier

Item 3: The Benefits of Faking a Meeting Has Already Been Held (in order to get out of it)

Item 4: The Art of Creating a Meeting Invitation That Sounds Important but Isn't Really

Attendees:

John Doe, Meeting Coordinator

Jane Smith, Coffee Snob

Bob Johnson, Timekeeper (aka The Guy Who Just Wants to Go Home)

Subtopics:

Subtopic 2.1: The Science of Meeting Fatigue

Meetings are like a never-ending staircase of despair, each one leading to a new, equally soul-crushing realization that you're stuck here forever.

Learn more about Meeting Fatigue

Subtopic 2.2: The Meeting Mandate: A Philosophical Treatise

It's all about the copier, folks. The copier is the source of all power and control in the modern meeting.

Read the Mandate

Subtopic 2.3: The Art of Meeting Exit Strategies

Don't be late, don't be early, just be gone.

Learn the Secret to Leaving Early