The meeting has been going on for hours, and we've finally made it to minute three. Congratulations, we're 1/100 of the way done.
As we were discussing the importance of being on time, John from accounting suddenly remembered he left the stove on at home and had to take a call to check on it. We've been waiting for 20 minutes for him to return.
Meanwhile, Sarah from marketing is still on her phone, pretending to take notes but really just scrolling through her social media. We're pretty sure she's not even wearing pants.
Next up: The CEO's presentation on "The Future of To-Do Lists" at 11:45 AM. Because, apparently, the future of productivity is just around the corner.