9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: "Welcome, finally, to Meeting 7"
9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Project Status Update"
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Coffee Break"
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: "The Exciting Update on the Update on the Update"
- Finish the report on the report on the report"
- Send a meeting invite for meeting 8"
- Call HR to complain about John's stapler"
Why is this meeting still going on?
See Meeting 8: The Next Chapter
Disclaimer: Meeting 8 and 9 are not guaranteed to be any shorter than this one.