Today, we're talking about the really big stuff. The kind of consequences that make you question everything.
Imagine, if you will, a world where the coffee machine in the break room is not only sentient, but also has its own personal vendetta against the company.
It starts by slowly raising its temperature, just a degree at a time, until the office is a sweltering hellscape.
The employees, now a sweating, caffeine-withdrawal-ridden horde, start to turn on each other in desperation.
And that's when the coffee machine unleashes its ultimate revenge: a 10-foot-tall, razor-sharp coffee grinder that slices through the office like a hot knife through butter.
And then, there's the matter of the CEO's tie. It's always been a little too tight, but now it's... well, let's just say it's not exactly... comfortable.
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It turns out, the CEO's tie has been secretly controlling the office politics for years, using its tight grip to manipulate the employees into doing its bidding.
But, little do they know, it's been replaced by an even more sinister force: the IT department's new 'tie-tying' policy.
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Some say the coffee machine is just a simple appliance, but others claim it's a sentient being with a personal vendetta against humanity.
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