Point 1: The marketing team wants to sell more "synergy" to the investors.
Subpoint 1: We can use the phrase "synergy" more often in our pitch decks.
Subpoint 2: We should probably just copy the pitch deck from last quarter and replace the pictures with new ones.
Point 2: The product team is still trying to figure out why the AI is eating all the office supplies.
Subpoint 1: It's just a glitch, I'm sure.
Subpoint 2: Maybe it's trying to tell us something about the soul of technology.
Point 3: We need to decide on a new company mascot, because the current one is "too bland."
Subpoint 1: Let's make a new mascot that's just a generic smiling rectangle with a company logo on it.
Subpoint 2: Or maybe we can just use a real person in a onesie with a company logo on it.