MEETING 7: THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE'S IDEAS WERE ALREADY TAKEN

Point 1: The marketing team wants to sell more "synergy" to the investors.

Subpoint 1: We can use the phrase "synergy" more often in our pitch decks.

Subpoint 2: We should probably just copy the pitch deck from last quarter and replace the pictures with new ones.

Point 2: The product team is still trying to figure out why the AI is eating all the office supplies.

Subpoint 1: It's just a glitch, I'm sure.

Subpoint 2: Maybe it's trying to tell us something about the soul of technology.

Point 3: We need to decide on a new company mascot, because the current one is "too bland."

Subpoint 1: Let's make a new mascot that's just a generic smiling rectangle with a company logo on it.

Subpoint 2: Or maybe we can just use a real person in a onesie with a company logo on it.

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