Subpoint 1: Because who needs to make things simple, anyway?
We can use 17 different types of paperclip-based solutions, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Subpoint 2: The Overuse of Paperclips as a Solution to EverythingBecause who needs clarity, anyway?
Subpoint 3: The Futility of Word Counts and Document LengthsBecause who needs to read the message, anyway?
Subpoint 4: The Beauty of Visual NoiseBecause who needs to watch the video, anyway?
Subpoint 5: The Thrill of Excessively Long Videos