MEETING MINUTES: THE UNEDITED, UNFILTERED, AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY LONG VERSION

Minutes from the meeting of the Inter Galactic Overlords of Productivity (I-GOP) held on 2023-02-15.

Attendees:

• Zorvath, Lord of the Files
• Grog, the Human Resources Specialist
• Quasar, the IT Wizard
• Bob, the Guy Who Always Eats Cereal During Meetings
• And 47 other highly important and highly caffeinated attendees.

Agenda:

1. The Importance of Proper Coffee-to-Meeting-Ratio

2. The Unfortunate State of the Copier Room

3. The Unacceptable State of the Break Room Fridge

Decisions:

Due to the overwhelming consensus, we decided to:

1. Increase the Coffee-to-Meeting-Ratio to 3:1.

2. Replace the old copier with a new one that doesn't jam as often.

3. Stock the break room fridge with 12-packs of organic, gluten-free, soy-free, vegan-friendly, gluten-free crackers.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 4:45PM sharp due to a sudden and unexpected case of "I'm-So-Tired-itis" affecting 47 of the 50 attendees.

Next Meeting:

Our next meeting will be held on 2024-02-15, same time, same place, but with an increased emphasis on "Meeting Minutes: The Edit-Friendly Edition"

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