Important Meeting Notice
Due to the utter lack of productivity and excessive coffee consumption, we are calling an extra meeting to discuss why we're not getting anything done.
Attendees:
- John, because he's always there.
- Jane, for moral support, but let's be real, she'll probably just text us.
- Bob, because he's the boss, and we have to make him feel important.
- Everyone else, because why not?
Agenda:
- Roll call.
- Why are we not doing our jobs?
- Is it because of the cat?