Due to unforeseen circumstances, we will be discussing the meaninglessness of life, the inevitability of boredom, and the futility of productivity.
Meetings will be conducted in a dimly lit room with only one chair, because that's all we could afford. Don't forget to bring your lunch, because the vending machine has been broken since 2018.
Agenda:
Remember, the meeting will only last as long as someone remembers it's going on.