Emergency Meeting Protocol 2.0

Subprotocol 2: The Uncontested Decision

In the event of an emergency meeting, all non-essential personnel are to report directly to the nearest exit. All decisions are binding, and all decisions are final. In the case of a tie, the decision will be made by the meeting leader, who has been trained in the ancient art of "Meeting-Fu."
Proceed to Subprotocol 3 for more information on tie-breaking procedures Return to Subprotocol 1 for information on non-essential personnel Go to Subprotocol 4 for emergency contact information Back to Emergency Meeting Main Page

Note: Emergency meetings are not actually emergencies. They are just really long meetings with a lot of PowerPoint.